If at first you think pipetting A1 to P24 is not quite too far, 

It does not take long to find out you do not know where you are,

Bosses pout and scream and shout, “These experiments must be up to par!!” 

Reagents are dumped, samples wasted, used tips accumulate in a jar, 

Oh, now how I wish upon a star,

For a LightOne Pro, so I can complete my plates without a single mar!